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(2 boobs, 1 hammer and a story)

I have a bachelor of science in political science and this is my not-so-Machiavellian way of using it.

My Hammer and I have a plan to take over the WHOLE world or maybe just some of it and it is WAY better than ANY plan Pinky and the Brain EVER HAD !!!
First, I asked Lucy how I should wield the freakishly strong hammer that will take over the world and
she said RRRRRRUUUFF !
WHAT ?
SO THEN I asked Chan what he thought and
he said MEEEEE OOOW OOOW !
HUH ?
I knew they were animals but S/M ? Not my style.

Down to just ME and MY HAMMER then
Our plan is to swing Hammer quite wildly and shatter some rules and maybe bring it down on some heads.
OH YEAH !
NAILED IT !!
We already took over 1000 sqft in Chandler, AZ for AHH which is short for Ana and Hammer Headquarters and if I use every tool in my box and you bring me yours we can break new ground on AH World real soon. Ana and Hammer will beat those lil wieners pinky and the brain once and for all and sometimes twice if we're feeling nice.

Not only do we have a better plan than Pinky and the Brain we gotta better song too SO YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO WORK oh yeah that IS the most important part of a taking over the world plan. Did you think my animals were useless ? I know I did but au contraire Mr Las Vegas and Mr Air Fare. Chan has been playing on the keyboard all his life and Lucy that bitch has some BOSS rhythm on the drums so just listen to THIS:
 

I'm being so naughty
so naughty naughty
so naughty naughty naughty.

bouncing my boobies and using
what's in my pants

to get crazy be spunky
so freaky so funky

that's how I do the wild ana
hammer dance

and I'm so
naughty so naughty naughty
so naughty naughty naughty
that I'm giving AH World one heckuva chance.


WOOO !! HOOO !!!!!

no I'm not drunk I'm afraid to drink !
(say AH World fast so it sounds right
unless you're from New York)


 
Since scorch marks feel hot but don't look so hot please keep an eye out for titanium panties. But cute ones and don't spend over $300 on them ok ? thanks. I'd do it but my eyes are always in the sky and not cuz I'm scared of lightning bolts tracking my wicked ass cuz I'M NOT but keeping my head up in the clouds helps when you're shooting for the stars and plotting to take over the world silly.

Does that mean I don't know what reality is?
Au contraire Mr Leather Boots and Mr Titanium Underwear stop listening to Mr Cheating Boyfriend and Mr Extramarital Affair. Pinky was a dumb mouse who's partner was The Brain and they had a cartoon show with a lame theme song and each week they had a plan to take over the world and failed. Me and My Hammer are in real life and we have a cool song AND BOOBIES TOO
YEAH!
Crazier than wild monkey sh*t?
nah
Just crazy enough to believe that anything is possible.
It's what puts the magic in my mojo
and it's the nutty that makes me delicious.
Available now. It's the only time I know.
Hours from now ? Maybe. I'll ask my Hammer, i got it right here in the box in my pants.
its sort of like a toolbox but NOT.
flash

 
after a year and a half of looking for a name and after holding a contest for names and still no really good ones and after trying several foster names we finally had to give up and accept that we'd be nameless foreva. But then one day, some jack*ss online was totally acting just like a PXXXY. So I told him to BEAT IT and I don't even know what happened to him but there's really only room in AH World for one pxxxy anyway and we wanted it to be the one that didn't stink. SO I NAMED MY HAMMER AFTER HIM AND MY HAMMER, MY WONDERFULLY WANTON TOOL IS LOVING ME FOR FINDING THE PERFECT name AND I AM LOVING MY HAMMER TOO !!
WE WILL PLAY WITH EACH OTHER FOREVA AND EVA
or as long as I don't forget how slippery and freakishly strong it is and not get too carried away with its mood swings and take wild swings at stuff and hurt myself.
again.
OH YEAH !!
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