Russian Parts
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Gushing Tendencies
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| (2 boobs, 1 hammer
and a story) I have a bachelor of science in political science and this is my not-so-Machiavellian way of using it. My Hammer and I have a plan to take over the WHOLE world or maybe just some of it and it is WAY better than ANY plan Pinky and the Brain EVER HAD !!! First, I asked Lucy how I should wield the freakishly strong hammer that will take over the world and she said RRRRRRUUUFF ! WHAT ? SO THEN I asked Chan what he thought and he said MEEEEE OOOW OOOW ! HUH ? I knew they were animals but S/M ? Not my style. Down to just ME and MY HAMMER then Our plan is to swing Hammer quite wildly and shatter some rules and maybe bring it down on some heads. OH YEAH ! NAILED IT !! We already took over 1000 sqft in Chandler, AZ for AHH which is short for Ana and Hammer Headquarters and if I use every tool in my box and you bring me yours we can break new ground on AH World real soon. Ana and Hammer will beat those lil wieners pinky and the brain once and for all and sometimes twice if we're feeling nice. Not only do we have a better plan than Pinky and the Brain we gotta better song too SO YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO WORK oh yeah that IS the most important part of a taking over the world plan. Did you think my animals were useless ? I know I did but au contraire Mr Las Vegas and Mr Air Fare. Chan has been playing on the keyboard all his life and Lucy that bitch has some BOSS rhythm on the drums so just listen to THIS: |
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I'm being so naughty so naughty naughty so naughty naughty naughty. bouncing my boobies and using what's in my pants to get crazy be spunky so freaky so funky that's how I do the wild ana hammer dance and I'm so naughty so naughty naughty so naughty naughty naughty that I'm giving AH World one heckuva chance. WOOO !! HOOO !!!!! no I'm not drunk I'm afraid to drink ! (say AH World fast so it sounds right unless you're from New York) |
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| Since scorch
marks feel hot but don't look so hot please keep an eye out
for titanium panties. But cute ones and don't spend over $300
on them ok ? thanks. I'd do it but my eyes are always in the
sky and not cuz I'm scared of lightning bolts tracking my
wicked ass cuz I'M NOT but keeping my head up in the clouds
helps when you're shooting for the stars and plotting to take
over the world silly. Does that mean I don't know what reality is? Au contraire Mr Leather Boots and Mr Titanium Underwear stop listening to Mr Cheating Boyfriend and Mr Extramarital Affair. Pinky was a dumb mouse who's partner was The Brain and they had a cartoon show with a lame theme song and each week they had a plan to take over the world and failed. Me and My Hammer are in real life and we have a cool song AND BOOBIES TOO YEAH! Crazier than wild monkey sh*t? nah Just crazy enough to believe that anything is possible. It's what puts the magic in my mojo and it's the nutty that makes me delicious. Available now. It's the only time I know. Hours from now ? Maybe. I'll ask my Hammer, i got it right here in the box in my pants. its sort of like a toolbox but NOT. 
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